Spotify's 'Only You' package is like an over-enthusiastic new boyfriend who's too keen to impress

Given that they are widely considered the Bad Guys when it comes to paying artists what they deserve, this is perhaps not so much a confession as a brag, but: I'm not on Spotify. I've got Apple Music, which like every platform is not perfect, but at least they don't act like a slightly obsessive reply guy who watches your every move and then, on a six-to-12-months basis, tells you what you've been listening to, like Spotify.