Reddit Is Losing It Over This Hilarious 'Spicy' Food Request

Some people love a good curry, but can't handle the heat — even if it's just a yellow curry, the mildest of all the different types of curry out there (via Giant of Siam). So what's a sensitive palate with a craving for turmeric and spices to do? Why, let the restaurant know, of course. And while many people might simply request their order mild, not too spicy, or not spicy at all, one restaurant patron put in a hilarious request that has Reddit in tears.