Good for Julio Jones, plus the USMNT won a thriller over Mexico in the Concacaf Nations League final

Hi everybody! This is Gabe Fernandez coming to you not live at an undisclosed compound in the United States to guide you to the start of the week this fine Monday morning. Today's newsletter will cover the still-absolutely-wild-to-think-about boxing match between Floyd Mayweather and YouTuber Logan Paul. It was a reminder that we live in hell, but also got me thinking of what kind of insane competitions between a celebrity and a professional athlete we could put together. Maybe we could get a recently-retired NBA player to go up against an actor known for his basketball-playing. Adam Sandler can apparently hoop, let's get him to ball against, like, Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf, who was last seen balling in the Big Three.