LETTER TO THE EDITOR: Has anyone else been blessed with similar odd postal deliveries?

Be it knownst to all readers that today I will refrain from my usual insightful commentaries on the current events, murders, obits, etc., that plague us daily in order to ask but a few simple questions. I beg all to indulge me here, man! I have, of late, received the following items through the USPS and I am wondering if anyone else has also been so blessed?