Resident Evil Village's

On Friday, May 7th, my wife and I commenced our plans of exploring the world of Resident Evil Village. As longtime fans of the "not really zombies anymore but the creatures are still horrifying" survival horror franchise, we'd been looking forward to this release for a while. We haven't gotten that far into the game yet, but enough has happened to make me blink at the screen, then blink again, then exclaim, out loud, "WTF ETHAN???"